Thursday 28 October 2010

Top Ten Characters in Movies

In no Particular order

1/ Mickey O'Neil from Snatch.  Bradd Pitt is brilliant as Mickey in Guy Ritchie's Snatch.  The fact that he took a pay cut and wanted a part in Ritchie's movie just shows how great Pitt is. Memorable quote - "What do i want a fucking caravan for without wheels" (in pyky tone)
2/ Captain Jack Sparrow from the pirates of the Caribbean series.  Johnny Depps Jack Sparrow is the greatest part of all 3 movies.  He based it on the rolling stones Keith Richards.  Memorable quote - "Hide the Rum".
3 Frank The Tank from Old School.  Lovable Frank is played by Will Ferral.  Would love to have a drink with this dude.  Memorable quote "Were going streaking".
4/Staff Sergeant Sean Dignam from the departed.  This guy is a mean git but is great to watch and can be ice cold when he needs to be.  Memorable quote "What's the matter, smart ass, you don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?". 
5/ Randal Graves from Clerks.  If you ever see this guy behind the counter just remember he don't wanna help you.  Randal hates his job and is so enjoyable watching him rip into customers.  Memorable quote - "My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad."
6/ Randy from scream.  Movie geek that thinks hes in a horror movie and that the rules still apply to life.  So good they even cave him a cameo in Scream 3 even though killed off in Scream 2.  Memorable quote - "Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits."
7/ Tyler Durden from Fightclub.  He really is what you wanna be and he probably does fuck like you wanna fuck.  Tyler is one cool legend. Memorable Quotes "All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training."
8/ Forrest Gump from Forrest Gump.  Sad loser Forrest who's niceness gets repaid in how successful he ends up.  Memorable quotes - "My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
9/ Mr Pink in reservoir dogs.  The only dog to survive.  How cool is this guy.  Memorable quote - "I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise." 
10/ Sean Connery as James Bond.  There is only one Bond.  Period! Memorable quote - Names Bond James Bond.






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