Friday 18 March 2011

American Pie 4 gets Jim, Stiffler and Jims dad





Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott and Eugene Levy have all agreed to reprise their roles as hapless Jim, legendary jokester Stifler, and Jim’s hellacool dad.  Unlike all the direct to dvd titles since American Pie the wedding this one is set for the big screen.  Other cast from the first three films are in negotiations but it looks like Alyson Hannigan wont reprise her role as Michelle.  May be she's had an affair with her flute.  



Saturday 26 February 2011

Wednesday 23 February 2011

First Inbetweeners film pic in

First Pic on set of the Inbetweeners Film. The film is set in Magaluf and is set to be released August this year.

Monday 21 February 2011

Hangover 2 pic released

A pic for the hangover 2 has been released.  Face tattoos maybe means Mike Tyson is in it again? A trailer is set to be released this week.

Sunday 20 February 2011

Great Video games never to get a movie



1/Call of duty

OK the story lines for World at War, Modern warfare 2 and Black ops have been gripping and could all make blockbuster movies.  OK the Budget for the scenes may be through the rough but I'm sure by the title having call of duty being there......if you book them they will come!
2/Marvel vs Capcom

OK i know studios will never allow this but just imagine the idea of Marvel vs Capcom 3 with Doctor Doom and Wesker gathering the best fighters from the universe.
3/Metal Gear Solid

OK if any game is like a film its the metal gear franchise.  Even the cut scenes nearly out run the game play.  Snake eater or Metal gear one would make great movies alone.  Can picture Liam Neeson as Snake easily!
4/Monkey Island Interactive

Can imagine the first interactive movie of Monkey Island hitting the big time.  Wouldn't mind seeing Woody Harrison as Guybrush Threepword.
5/Robocop vs Terminator

OK so Alien vs Predator has happened so there is no reason this won happen.  Not saying this film would be any good by all means but we will enjoy ripping it to shreds.
6/Grand Theft Auto


OK the story lines are funny.....the missions are original....the characters are great.  Surely the writers of Grand Theft Auto could write a movie.  And their voice casting is amazing as it is let alone proper casting.
7/Command and Conquer

The cut scenes in this franchise are already cinematic and the twists come like 24 but really I just wanna see a commando blow up a tank.
8/Super Mario Kart


They can make many Herbie movies and stupid racing movies well i wanna see a car slide of the road going over a banana skin OK.... and the tracks will look visually amazing too!
9/Double Dragon

OK i just want this movie so i can see the two main stars fight to the death for the girl at the end.
10/Resident Evil

OK i know now you are all saying hey there is Resident evil films but i want a proper Resident Evil 1 movie.  The Mansion and Snake the Puzzles. We want this movie.  Reboot the series and make it an 18!

Thursday 10 February 2011

OK answers to the quiz that no one entered lol



OK so we posted a quiz to give away 2 copies of the DVD Black Dynamite.  Unfortunately not one person entered. So I'll put it down to too difficult questions.  Will do a shorter quiz soon so hopefully will generate some interest.  Well here are the answers


1: dumb and dumber
2: Star Wars the Phantom menace
3: Amanda Peet
4: Malcolm x
5: God gave rock and roll to you
6: Sweet Home Alabama
7: the offspring
8:Paul Rudd
9: scream 3
10: ted damson. Steve guttenburg and tom selleck
11:Blades of glory
12:Ralph Macchio
13: Zach and Miri
13: African Child
15: Seann William Scott





Why the x men films never follow the rule of the comics.

Why Why Why must the x men movie franchise just not stay true to the comics.  Is it just me or is it just not right how they ruin the x men universe with these movies which break the following rules.

1: Magneto looking like a Muppet.

The comic Magneto looks Hench, evil, and his helmet doesn't look like a pathetic piece of scrap metal that he found in the local skip.

2. Rogue being a girl ruins everything!
Rogue from the first movie is portrayed as a young girl which meant we was never really gonna see Gambit properly in the films apart from a small part in origins.  Gambit and Rogue are a fantastic couple who get passed the no touching rule but never happened.

3. Ice man was one of the original 5 X Men but oh wait lets make him ice boy!  Yep ice man along with cyclops, beast, jean grey and Angel were the first X men that professor x recruited but in the films hes a kid still at school in the main characters shadows.

4. Juggernaut being ruined with his first line.  Take note from the any other franchise X men.  When Vinnie Jones said the opening line that he needs to have a pee it just ruined the character from the get go.  Its like Venom saying he wants to grab a bite to eat before taking on spiderman.

OK i could go on forever like Sabertooth wouldn't be spoken to by Magneto like his little pet dog but what i believe I'm trying to say is i believe X men needs a proper reboot and stay true to the story that us fans read.  DC comics get it right.....OK except Batman and Robin.  Let me know your view on the x men universe below.

Monday 24 January 2011

Matrix 4 & 5? Maybe according to Keanu

Keanu Reeves has started rumours that we could be seeing Matrix 4 & 5 and that they could be in 3D.  If this happens i hope the two films explain how reloaded and revolutions didn't exist and is a loop hole in the Matrix which we was fulled into spending money to see.  Lets see if we see Neo again as Keanu needs another big hit.

Sunday 23 January 2011

Just Go With It Movie Trailer Official (HD)

Coming to cinemas February the new comedy from Adam Sandler with Jennifer Aniston. Looks better than Grown Ups at least.

The Town Movie review


Based on Chuch Hogan's novel Prince of thieves, Ben Affleck Directs, co writes and stars in this American Crime Drama.  Ben Affleck plays Doug McRay who with his three friends James "Jem" Coughlin (Jeremy Renner), Albert "Gloansy" Magloan (Slaine), and Desmond "Dez" Elden (Owen Burke), do robberies for "Fergie" Colm (the late Pete Postlethwaite) a local florist at Charlstown.On the first robbery at the beginning of the film they rob a bank and take the bank manager Claire Keesey (Rebecca Hall) hostage.  Doug after the robbery keeps an eye on Claire to see if she remembers anything that could identify the four and becomes attached to her against "Jem's" wishes.  Hence a similar trend of movies where Doug wants out but Fergie wont allow it.  The bank robberies in the film are nicely done and the costume they chose like the nuns in the poster takes you back to point break and the ex presidents. The tension between Doug and Jem with the later being a loose cannon and is willing to do anything to stay out of jail is obvious from the start where its Jem's decision to take Claire hostage against the others wishes.  The FBI agent always one step behind but trying to pin something on the four is Adam Frawley (Jon Hamm).  The film is nicely paced and the acting by Affleck and Renner is top notch.  From start to finish you don't know how this film is gonna turn out.  

Paul Preview, Trailer and Poster

The new film by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost is called Paul.  Paul is an alien voiced by none other than Seth Rogan.  Simon Pegg and Nick Frost play two comic geeks who are driving across America when they find Paul at Area 51.  The trailer looks funny and should be a blast knowing Peggs and Frosts previous work.  



And the winner is......


Last  night was the 2011 British comedy awards and below are all the winners
Best Comedy Panel Show -  Would I Lie To You
Best Comedy Entertainment Programme - Newswipe
Best Comedy Entertainment Personality - Harry Hill
Best Male Comic - Michael McIntyre
Best Female Comic - Jo Brand
Best New British TV Comedy -  Miranda
Best Male Comedy Breakthrough Artist - John Bishop
Best Female Comedy Breakthrough Artist - Samantha Spiro
Best Sketch Show - Horrible Histories
Best Sitcom - The Inbetweeners
Best Comedy Actor - Peter Capaldi
Best Comedy Actress - Miranda Hart
Best British Comedy Performance in Film - Kayvan Novak
Outstanding Contribution To Comedy - Russell Brand
Writers' Guild of Great Britain Award - Sam Bain and Jesse Armstrong
People's Choice Award For The King Or Queen Of Comedy 2010 - Miranda Hart
British Comedy Academy Lifetime Achievement - Roy Clarke



Saturday 22 January 2011

Going the distance Review.

Step aside Adam Sandler as Drew Barrymore has a new love interest on film and their chemistry on camera together tops Sandlers outings with Drew.  Justin Long is the man who crosses all the box's for Drew Barrymore in this enjoyable romantic comedy. Justin plays Garett a music manager who never properly commits to relationships and after the first scene of the movie finds himself single again.  Drew plays Erin a wannabe news reporter trying to get her career back on track after dropping everything for a guy.  The two bump into each other over a arcade machine and they never look back.  Erin is leaving in six weeks and wants nothing too serious which Garett is well chuffed to hear.  Cue 6 weeks and they just cant walk away from each other so cue the long distance relationship and constant texting which leads one of Garetts funny friends Box (Jason Sudeikis) grabbing the phone of him and hitting it with a golf club at the driving range.  Garetts getting advice from Box and his hilarious room mate Dan (Charlie Dan)  while Erin is getting advice from her sister Corrine (Christina Applegate).  The film has a good feel to it from the start and when i thought it was gonna get predictable it proved me wrong and went into another direction.  Well worth the watch and you feel the chemistry that Drew and Justin have on screen.  Just look out for a hilarious table sex scene which left me laughing out loud in enjoyment.

British Comedy Awards tonight on Channel 4

Its that time of year again for the British Comedy Awards hosted by Johnathan Ross live from Channel 4 at 11:10pm.  Below are the categories and the nominations.  Give us ur thoughts on who you think will win.

Best Comedy Panel Show

  • Have I Got News For You
  • Shooting Stars
  • Would I Lie To You?


Best Comedy Entertainment Programme

  • Harry Hill's TV Burp
  • The Graham Norton Show
  • Newswipe


Best Comedy Entertainment Personality

  • Ant & Dec
  • Charlie Brooker
  • Harry Hill


Best Male Comic

  • David Mitchell
  • Harry Hill
  • Michael McIntyre


Best Female Comic

  • Jo Brand
  • Sarah Millican
  • Shappi Khorsandi


Best New British TV Comedy

  • Grandma's House
  • Miranda
  • The Trip


Best Male Comedy Breakthrough Artist

  • Jack Whitehall
  • John Bishop
  • Kayvan Novak


Best Female Comedy Breakthrough Artist

  • Isy Suttie
  • Samantha Spiro
  • Sarah Millican


Best Sketch Show

  • Harry & Paul
  • Horrible Histories
  • The Armstrong & Miller Show


Best Sitcom

  • Miranda
  • The Inbetweeners
  • The Thick Of It


Best Comedy Actor

  • James Buckley (The Inbetweeners)
  • Peter Capaldi (The Thick Of It)
  • Rob Brydon (The Trip)
  • Tom Hollander (Rev)


Best Comedy Actress

  • Jo Brand
  • Katherine Parkinson
  • Miranda Hart


Best British Comedy Performance In Film

  • Aaron Johnson (Kick Ass)
  • Kayvan Novak (Four Lions)
  • Nigel Lindsay (Four Lions)

Friday 21 January 2011

First Picture of Blackbeard from Pirates 4

Here's the first picture released of Ian Mcshane as Blackbeard for Pirates of the Caribbean 4.  Pirates of the Caribbean is set to be released on May 20th 2011 with Johnny Depp again playing Captain Jack Sparrow.

Quentin Tarantino to get Cesar Award

At the Cesar awards next month in Paris Quentin Tarantino will be given a special award.  The US Director will receive an Honorary Cesar. Awards president Alain Terzian said Tarantino is being honoured as "a great international artist." 

24 The Movie to start filming December/January

The Script hasn't been approved yet but looks like everyone is confident that 24 will start filming December 2011 or Jan 2012.  As an avid 24 fan i hope the film can live up to the programme.  But cant wait to see Jack Bauer again and see where he has ended up after going on the run.

Thursday 20 January 2011

Jaydid Humour January quiz. Prizes!



New for 2011 will be a quiz every month.  consisting of 15 questions on the comedy genre. have 2 copies of the hilarious Black Dynamite to give away to 2 random top scorers. need to email jaydidhumour@yahoo.co.uk with your answers and your full name before midnight on 31/1/2011. we will publish answers at end of the month with the winners names.  good luck people. open to UK only i'm afraid.
Q1: In what film does Mary Swanson lose her briefcase?
Q2: What Star wars film are the "Fanboys" desperate to see?
Q3: Zach Braff is dating Jason Bateman's ex in "The Ex" but who is the ex?
Q4:What terminal does the "Soul Plane" depart from?
Q5: What song do Bill and Ted play at the end of their bogus journey?
Q6: What film sees Reese Witherspoon trying to get a divorce from Josh Lucas?
Q7: What band are playing in the school disco in Idle Hands?
Q8: After Jason Segal forgot Sarah Marshall who did he love?
Q9: Jay and Silent Bob are known for their comedies but in what horror movie did they cameo in?
Q10: In 1990 who looked after Mary when she was left at their doorstep.
Q11: What film tag line is Kick some Ice?
Q12: Who's cousin was Joe Pesci?
Q13:Who in 2008 made a porno?
Q14:What song does Aldous Snow release in Get him to the Greek?
Q15: Who got his Balls Out to be a Tennis coach?

Top 7 saw traps (spoiler alert)

So Saw 3d(7) is out on dvd soon.  We are gonna run down our top 7 traps rather than moments as all the ending would take up the first 7 really.
7/ the mouth trap. the one trap we have seen across the most of the films.  always makes you test your jaw when you imagine the pain it must cause.
6/ i suppose what youd call the break up trap.  2 lovers on either side with their own saws and the woman in the love triangle hanging above.  one has to die. and the added notion of this trap being seen in like a shop window with a busy high street.
5/ the face trap from saw 2.  key to it is hidden behind the guys eye but surely all you can stare at is the nails thats gonna impale you when the time runs out.
4/ the drowning box.  water filling up and for this one there supposedly no way out.  but self sacrifice can get you out of traps!
3/ the trap that should have been easy if just everyone worked together. have to put your hands in the holes to fill up the machine with blood.

2/ the glass trap.  this would be my number one as the thought of glass against my wrists is just...well i don't like. the fact you'd die slowly as well unlike the other traps.
1/ has to be the trap that started it all.  and the fact jigsaw is alive all along just proves that this series started strong and in my opinion finished strong.


Ricky Gervais to make cameo in US version of The Office

David Brent is back! Well for an episode anyway.  Ricky Gervais who is an executive producer on The Office,now in its seventh series, will reprise his charachter David Brent for one episode.  Cant wait hope he brings his guitar!   

Dinner for Schmucks review


Dinner for Schmucks sees Paul Rudd playing Tim Conrad a guy trying to move up in his company to impress his girlfriend.  Tim tries to take the initiative to impress his boss's buy making a sale of special novelty lamps with wealthy Swiss businessman Martin Mueller (David Walliams).  impressed by his Keene's his boss invites him for a dinner for winners which he realises is more a dinner for schmucks where Tim needs to find a "special" guest to go to this dinner.  So he bumps into Barry Speck (steve carell) a dead mouse collector who likes to make art out of dead mice. Que Tim trying to be nice to Barry however extreme and annoying he is to get him to go to the dinner.  Cue normal lose of girlfriend along the way this movie isn't laugh out loud hilarious but its easy to watch.   Zach Galifianakis also plays a part of Therman Murch who stole Barrys wife and claims to know mind control.  Not  Paul Rudds best work really but Steve Carell is prob the only cast member worth watching as Barry.  Rent it out to give it a go but don't rush into buying it first.

Batman: The Dark Night Rises.

The new Batman cast members have been announced.  Batman again will be played by Christian Bale.  No Riddler as first thought and no Robin btw i just thought this picture was cool.  Instead we have Anne Hathaway (the princess diaries)  as the Catwoman and Tom Hardy (inception) playing Bane.  Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine reprise there roles.The film will be released on July 20, 2012.  And Nolan has gone against filming it in 3D as didn't want people to be distracted from the story line.